Has there been a coup in the Woolwich Centre? Will rebels be broadcasting from seized twitter accounts in coming days? Well people it could be so.
News comes via informants that bollards in Plumstead are to be removed. Not one or two but a stunning 41 of them near the station and along the High Street.
Half the amazon came down to clutter these streets so this is quite some move.
A mysterious Generalissimo Darren is behind the audacious action which no doubt saw strong resistance.
If you want to enjoy such beautiful vistas as this you better get down there soon.
Viva la revolución